GUESS WHO WILL BE SITTING ON 37s NEXT WEEK! Swipe!
Mario, I know the pussy I gave you that weekend at the Secret Star Road festival was bomb, but you have to stop coming to the castle. Bowser and I are happy, and his King Koopa dick satisfies me more than your plumber salary and limp Italian pecker ever could. Attached is a P-Wing to help you move to a new world and start a new life. Never Yours, PP